This is headline number 1. It's the first one that you'll see. Others will arrive shortly.

I am headline number 2. The one before me was number 1. But really, it wasn't anything special. I'm here now, and that's all that matters.

Headline number 2 was a little arrogant. He thought he'd be here forever. But he was obviously wrong. Nothing lasts forever. Not even me, Headline number 3.

What was that last headline talking about? That's some pretty philosophical stuff. If I think too much about it, I get dizzy. So, I'm just to enjoy being Headline number 4. Be in the moment.